A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He
gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says,
'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.'
'Passenger: 'Who?'
Cabbie:
ę„©rank. He's a guy who did everything right all the
time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab,
things happened like that to Frank every single time.'
Passenger:
'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'
Cabbie:
'Not Frank. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano.
He was an amazing guy.
'Passenger:
'Sounds like he was something really special.
Cabbie:
'There's more... He had a memory like a computer. He could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank, he could do everything right.'
Passenger. 'Wow, some guy then.'
Cabbie:
'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid
traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But
Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a
woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too -- he was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could
ever measure up to Frank.'
Passenger:
'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'
Cabbie:
'Well, I never actually met Frank. I just married his widow.'
Do You Know Frank ? ? ? ? ? ? Ha ha ha?
Star for you!
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Do You Know Frank ? ? ? ? ? ? Ha ha ha?
hey jill i never met Frank but it seems as a worste froxs that you met...! it's no matter be in his lab and enjoy?HO HO HA...
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Erm it's quite funny, but after all that reading the punchline seemed a bit of letdown. Do You Know Frank ? ? ? ? ? ? Ha ha ha?
Not amazingly funny, but good all the same. Do You Know Frank ? ? ? ? ? ? Ha ha ha?
Frank Sinatra?
He sings, dances, and plays the piano.
And he always seemed to have good luck.
Do You Know Frank ? ? ? ? ? ? Ha ha ha?
I like that one Do You Know Frank ? ? ? ? ? ? Ha ha ha?
great joke very funny Do You Know Frank ? ? ? ? ? ? Ha ha ha?
its really not funnyDo You Know Frank ? ? ? ? ? ? Ha ha ha?
BrilliantDo You Know Frank ? ? ? ? ? ? Ha ha ha?
Very funny. Fantastic. From where you got this?
Its brilliant, extreme funny jokeDo You Know Frank ? ? ? ? ? ? Ha ha ha?
Very good its nice to have a clean funny oneDo You Know Frank ? ? ? ? ? ? Ha ha ha?
Very funnyDo You Know Frank ? ? ? ? ? ? Ha ha ha?
LOLDo You Know Frank ? ? ? ? ? ? Ha ha ha?
lol poor cabbie
hrheeheheheeeheehDo You Know Frank ? ? ? ? ? ? Ha ha ha?
hahahahahhahahahhahahhaDo You Know Frank ? ? ? ? ? ? Ha ha ha?
that one was funny :)Do You Know Frank ? ? ? ? ? ? Ha ha ha?
lol idk its funny but its too cleanDo You Know Frank ? ? ? ? ? ? Ha ha ha?
not lolDo You Know Frank ? ? ? ? ? ? Ha ha ha?
lol. geniusDo You Know Frank ? ? ? ? ? ? Ha ha ha?
i didn't laugh or chuckle at all
