Passenger: %26quot;Who?%26quot;
Cabbie: %26quot;Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Fieldman every single time.%26quot;
Passenger: %26quot;There are always a few clouds over everybody.%26quot;
Cabbie: %26quot;Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the grand-slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.%26quot;
Passenger: %26quot;Sounds like he was something really special.%26quot;
Cabbie: %26quot;There's more... He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me - I change a fuse and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Fieldman, he could do everything right.%26quot;
Passenger. %26quot;Wow, some guy then.%26quot;
Cabbie: %26quot;He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too -- the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Fieldman.%26quot;
Passenger: %26quot;An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?%26quot;
Cabbie: %26quot;Well, I never actually met Frank. I just married his f---ing widow.%26quot;Does this happen ?
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