A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, %26quot;Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.%26quot;
Passenger: %26quot;Who?%26quot;
Cabbie: %26quot;Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.%26quot;
Passenger: %26quot;There are always a few clouds over everybody.%26quot;
Cabbie: %26quot;Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.%26quot;
Passenger: %26quot;Sounds like he was something really special.%26quot;
Cabbie: %26quot;There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right.%26quot;
Passenger %26quot;Wow, some guy then.%26quot;
Cabbie: %26quot;He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams, not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake.%26quot;
Passenger: %26quot;Mmm, there's not many like him around.%26quot;
Cabbie: %26quot;And he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good and never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - he was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.%26quot;
Passenger: %26quot;An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?%26quot;
Cabbie: %26quot;Well, I never actually met Frank.%26quot;
Passenger: %26quot;Then how do you know so much about him?%26quot;
Cabbie: %26quot;I married his damn widow.%26quot;Perfect Timing. You%26039;re Just Like Frank?
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Ha! Ha! Ha! Where did you get that one? It drug out just a little to long but i'd give it a 7/10!Perfect Timing. You%26039;re Just Like Frank?
Very good.
Was not expecting that punch line - but very goodPerfect Timing. You%26039;re Just Like Frank?
yeah i agree.. a bit long... but that was funny as crap...yayyyyyyyyy finally a funny joke on here!!!!!!!!!Perfect Timing. You%26039;re Just Like Frank?
lol, that was classic ... ... ...Perfect Timing. You%26039;re Just Like Frank?
haha funny
