Thursday, September 22, 2011

Was this cabbie telling me the truth?

One day I walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. I got into

the taxi, and the cabbie said, %26quot;Perfect timing. You're just like

Frank.%26quot;



Me: %26quot;Who?%26quot;



Cabbie: %26quot;Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything

right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things

happen like that to Frank Feldman every single time.%26quot;



Me: %26quot;There are always a few clouds over everybody.%26quot;



Cabbie: %26quot;Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand

Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera

baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him

play the piano. He was an amazing guy.%26quot;



Me: %26quot;Sounds like he was something really special.%26quot;



Cabbie: %26quot;There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all

about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He

could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street

blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything

right.%26quot;



Me: %26quot;Wow. Some guy then.%26quot;



Cabbie: %26quot;He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams.

Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never

made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her

feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong;

and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He

was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure

up to Frank Feldman.%26quot;



Me: %26quot;An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?%26quot;



Cabbie: %26quot;Well, I never actually met Frank. He died. I'm married to his friggin

widow.%26quot;Was this cabbie telling me the truth?
No that cabbie was not telling you the truth at all... he's not married to me and my husband檚 name is not Frank. :)







Stand by your man..................................Was this cabbie telling me the truth?
LMAO, could you relate after that knowing how cynical and cruel women are?Was this cabbie telling me the truth?
LMAO i needed that one