by.
%26gt;
%26gt; He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, %26quot;Perfect timing. You're
just
%26gt;like Frank.%26quot;
%26gt;
%26gt; Passenger: %26quot;Who?%26quot;
%26gt;
%26gt; Cabbie: %26quot;Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right - all
the
%26gt;time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like
that
%26gt;to Frank - every single time.%26quot;
%26gt;
%26gt; Passenger: %26quot;There are always a few clouds over everybody.%26quot;
%26gt;
%26gt; Cabbie: %26quot;Not Frank. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won
the
%26gt;Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an
opera
%26gt;baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him
play
%26gt;the piano.%26quot;
%26gt;
%26gt; Passenger: %26quot;Sounds like he was something really special%26quot;
%26gt;
%26gt; Cabbie: %26quot;There's more.......He had a memory like a computer. He
could
%26gt;remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to
%26gt;order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not
like me.
%26gt;I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out.%26quot;
%26gt;
%26gt; Passenger. %26quot;Wow, some guy then.%26quot;
%26gt;
%26gt; Cabbie: %26quot;He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid
%26gt;traffic jams, not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them.%26quot;
%26gt;
%26gt; Passenger. %26quot;Mmm, there's not many like him around.%26quot;
%26gt;
%26gt; Cabbie: %26quot;And he knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good
and
%26gt;never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing
was
%26gt;always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - the perfect man!%26quot;
%26gt;
%26gt; Passenger: %26quot;An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?%26quot;
%26gt;
%26gt; Cabbie: %26quot;Well, I never actually met Frank.%26quot;
%26gt;
%26gt; Passenger: %26quot;Then how do you know so much about him?%26quot;
%26gt;
%26gt; Cabbie: %26quot;I married his damn widow.%26quot;
%26gt;Who knows a Frank?
hahaha ;) But how did he die??Who knows a Frank?
oh sorry, Thats funny though1!!! :D:D:D
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Who knows a Frank?Got bored half way down, too long.................Who knows a Frank?
heard itWho knows a Frank?
LOLWho knows a Frank?
Gotta be the best I've heard for ages.Who knows a Frank?
Thats pretty funny...Who knows a Frank?
heeheeheeWho knows a Frank?
****Who knows a Frank?
Very goodWho knows a Frank?
i like it. it made me lol, even though it wasnt dirty.Who knows a Frank?
yes i do %26gt;he's always on time to eventsWho knows a Frank?
lol nice one and tks for the smileWho knows a Frank?
hilariousWho knows a Frank?
Still laughing 5 minutes laterWho knows a Frank?
good...and thanks for my 2 points, I'm building them up now for tomorrow's jokesWho knows a Frank?
I like that one.Who knows a Frank?
Haha, Good one. I liked it!Who knows a Frank?
good oneWho knows a Frank?
I've heard it too.Who knows a Frank?
heard it..Who knows a Frank?
To be completely frank with you.(if you will excuse the pun),it was a good joke.
Keep them coming!Who knows a Frank?
poor cabbie
